Lick my sweaty snail
Lick my sweaty snail

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Humour blog mostly , some SJ , LGBT and animals.

HMU if youre bored

Dubai is the shit.

Kik , Snapchat , Instagram : "ghanyi" .

previously Armydillo.

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damndanhowell:

phan-in-kilts:

simplyphabulous:

damndanhowell:

OH MY GOD I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

OH MY FUCKING GOD DAN

IM SORRY BUT HIS FACE IS LIKE ‘THEY PAID ME OKAY?’

Jul 22 2014



surprisebitch:

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

this fucking website












shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

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I never even got that “doot doot”




  • Me: hello is anyone there
  • Silence: 
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  • Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao






  • Friend: *sneezes*
  • Me: Bless you
  • Friend: *sneezes five more times*
  • Me: chill