Lick my sweaty snail
Lick my sweaty snail

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Humour blog mostly , some SJ , LGBT and animals.

HMU if youre bored

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previously Armydillo.

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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

Sep 01 2014



shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series

"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"

"and she’s a gorilla"

"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"

"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"

"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"

MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”








-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings




cubstearns:

laughterkey:

latenightseth:

Now that Chris Pratt is finished with Guardians of the Galaxy, he can finally go back to that Andy Dwyer physique.

I feel like this gifset is relevant to many of your interests. 

PRAISE








nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying




tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake