Lick my sweaty snail
Lick my sweaty snail

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Humour blog mostly , some SJ , LGBT and animals.

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Dubai is the shit.

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previously Armydillo.

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blameaspartame:

everyone’s a critic




50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero




I have this weird obsession about buying books and looking at them with a smile, even if I won’t read them soon. At least they are mine now.

— (via crestadeen)







deaniethebeanie:

arendellesque:

singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

then it just becomes a soap opera

you




hartbxg:

hartbxg:

you have never truly lived on the edge until you’ve continued blogging after your laptop has given you the 5% remaining warning and it could cut out at any moment 

its going hardcore tonight

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