Lick my sweaty snail
Lick my sweaty snail

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Humour blog mostly , some SJ , LGBT and animals.

HMU if youre bored

Dubai is the shit.

Kik , Snapchat , Instagram : "ghanyi" .

previously Armydillo.

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catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

Apr 15 2014







genderspy:

*points at lunar eclipse* what the fuck is this, some tumblr social justice bullshit?




thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives




whismical:

you stopped scrolling.




suchspiritedwords:

clubpenguln:

SCHOOL IS SOON

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THAT MEANS HOMEWORK

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RESPONSIBILITIES

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I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.




accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.




'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right




free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry